Everything is bigger in Texas.

Thanks to the suckitude that is my life, I am sitting around waiting for 9 a.m. so I can go hurl wrath at my apartment managers until they send an exterminator over.

There were ROACHES here last night. !!!!!!! BIG roaches, like two inches long. I've never seen anything so scary in my life that wasn't in a movie.

I lived in the same (very messy) apartment for three years, and never saw hide nor exoskeleton of roaches. But now I keep a decently clean home and I get the Night of the Living Giant Freaking Bugs.

I ran to the store to get Raid while Matt tore apart my kitchen looking for places they could be coming from, and my entire kitchen is full of poison now, but I am FREAKED OUT people. All I wanted to do was empty the dishwasher! I did not ask for this!